Tales
BarWarrior Tales, Toasts & Whoppers: Dive into the legendary exploits of BarWarriors from around the globe. Discover stories that fuel camaraderie, inspire misadventures, and celebrate the ridiculous side of the warrior spirit.
Attempted Mule-napping
A Semi-Historical Account of a Theoretical USNA Mule Heist Buck and Too-tall were two midshipmen at the United States Naval ...
Daryl and Trey’s Excellent Haunted Adventure
Who’s Scared of A Halloween Hellscape? A BarWarriors’ Creepy Tale Nails scraped against the wood. Something squeaked and scrambled within ...
A Stoner’s Guide to Understanding Quantum Computing
Ted’s Black Diamond climbing helmet went missing during the middle of the night. This left Ted distressed. He was particularly ...
How 3 U.S. Marines – Putty, Spectacles, and RimJob – Got Their Names
This is the story of Putty, Spectacles, & RimJob The story began innocently enough. Several years ago, three young U.S. ...
The Diabetic Leprechaun
After taking a handful of soggy shrooms from a girl with sweaty hands, Marco transformed into a diabetic leprechaun. This ...
A Ski Lift, a Meatball, and a Mission
The meatball went flying through the air to raucous applause. It bounced off the wall and they were asked to ...
Sunday at Duke’s
It was a pretty bad stub. The toe bent sideways against the floorboard and a howl of pain jolted his ...
The Great Korean Death Cloud Massacre
Before James arrived in South Korea, the most adventurous food he had ever eaten was Taco Bell, which worked out ...
