BarWarriors Short Story
A Ski Lift, a Meatball, and a Mission
The meatball went flying through the air to raucous applause. It bounced off the wall and they were asked to ...
Why You Shouldn’t Drink Boilermakers on New Year’s Eve
Four friends assigned watch for New Year’s Eve managed to talk themselves out of standing duty. They had found several ...
Holiday Cheer
How not to cross a street in NYC Columbus Circle’s subway station bustled as commuters hurried about. Waves of gray ...
Attempted Mule-napping
A Semi-Historical Account of a Theoretical USNA Mule Heist Buck and Too-tall were two midshipmen at the United States Naval ...
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Cocktail Recipe
The Only Thanksgiving Ingredient You Actually Need We’ve shaken, poured, and tested some of the best recipes out there. This ...
How 3 U.S. Marines – Putty, Spectacles, and RimJob – Got Their Names
This is the story of Putty, Spectacles, & RimJob The story began innocently enough. Several years ago, three young U.S. ...
Daryl and Trey’s Excellent Haunted Adventure
Who’s Scared of A Halloween Hellscape? A BarWarriors’ Creepy Tale Nails scraped against the wood. Something squeaked and scrambled within ...
A Stoner’s Guide to Understanding Quantum Computing
Ted’s Black Diamond climbing helmet went missing during the middle of the night. This left Ted distressed. He was particularly ...
The Diabetic Leprechaun
After taking a handful of soggy shrooms from a girl with sweaty hands, Marco transformed into a diabetic leprechaun. This ...
Sunday at Duke’s
It was a pretty bad stub. The toe bent sideways against the floorboard and a howl of pain jolted his ...
